I was sitting waiting for the last subway train when a man who looked like a homeless man approached me. He asked:

— Let me know if you need crypto signals. Okay?

Surprised, I replied:

— No thanks, no need. Who needs crypto signals from a homeless man anyway?

He looked at me, scratched his knee and said:

— Never judge a person by their cover.

After that, he took off his backpack, put it in front of me, unzipped his pants, then unzipped his backpack, it was stuffed to the brim with money.

Shocked, I said:

— What did you sell to earn it? $BTC $XRP $SOL ? Tell me.

— I sold a kidney.