🎠 Traders and their crazy adventures 💰

In a kingdom far, far away, there lived strange creatures: traders. They spent their days in front of big glowing machines, clicking frantically, convinced that they could predict the future better than the Fairy Godmother herself.

🌪️ “Look at this!” one would say, his eyes glued to a zigzagging chart. “It’s definitely going up!” Then, BAM! The market would fall like Snow White’s apple.

Oh, sure, they were convinced they were heroes, defying the market dragon. But often, they ended up closer to the donkey than Prince Charming. And when they lost, it was someone else’s fault: “It’s not me, it’s the Wall Street Witch!”

Moral? Don't let traders sell you their magic potions. The real magic is in patience, caution and a little bit of self-confidence. ✨