"Wow, Shiba Inu price predictions until 2030! It must be completely accurate and not a random guess. Who needs facts and real analysis when we have magic numbers?

$0.0000719928 in 2026? Sure, because the market is not unpredictable. And $0.0003129687 in 2030? Sure, let's put our mortgages on that.

Thanks for the foolproof predictions. Now I can plan my retirement on a tropical island, thanks to SHIB."