The year is 2025.
Bitcoin’s at $200K, ETH’s moonwalking at $15K, and you? Oh, you’re out here wiping your tears with crisp hundred-dollar bills. You retired your family so hard, they don’t even know what “work” is anymore.
Married to a stunning spouse who tolerates your “one more dip” crypto rants, and you’ve got two kids who already own more NFTs than you have brain cells left after all those sleepless nights watching charts.
Life’s good. You’ve got it all—money, freedom, and a slightly unhealthy obsession with market pumps. Remember, consistency is key, and if crypto’s taught us anything, it’s that you can turn $1,000 into $1M... or into $0 in 3 minutes flat.
But hey, you’re a millionaire, so who’s laughing now? Oh, right—you are. All the way to your private island.
