《Coin Keeper's Oath》
Bad news is coming, I will keep coins from now on until I die;
I will not sell coins, cash out, or short;
I will not look at the price, regardless of whether it goes up or down;
I will hold coins faithfully, regardless of life or death;
I am a believer in blockchain, a defender of Web3;
I am the flame that resists the plunge, the light of the dawn of the surge;
I am the horn that awakens the leeks, the shield that protects the coins;
I dedicate my life and glory to coin keepers, tonight, and every night