Ryan Salame, a former FTX executive, announced on LinkedIn: “I’m excited to share with you that I’m about to start a new position as a ‘resident’ at FCI Cumberland.” Netizens joked: “From LinkedIn to LockedIn, it’s been a roller coaster ride in his career!” Others joked: “At least his Porsche 911 Turbo S is still waiting for him in the garage.” It seems that some “positions” are not something that everyone can handle.