If I am given 1 million U now

I can only invest in the Bitcoin ecosystem

I will use 400,000 to buy $rats

200,000 to buy $ORDI

200,000 to buy $sats

The remaining 200,000, $pizza $btcs $nigo $mice $insc $mmss $bnbs $sols $merm $elon

Buy 20,000 dollars each.

If it were you, how would you buy it?