I went to the barber shop today and the person who asked me what my job was. I didn't dare say that I was a cryptocurrency trader. I said I didn't have a job. The person who asked me that it didn't matter if I didn't have a job, as it was better than those people who were not doing their job and were speculating in stocks and cryptocurrencies. I lowered my head deeply and had nothing to say. The barber said, how can I get a haircut when your head is under the table?