Do you actually believe those sweet whispers about the Fed finally being nice to us in 2026? 🤡🍭
Traders are now high on "hopium," predicting at least two rate cuts in the first half of the year like it’s a guaranteed gift from heaven. 📉✨
BTCUSDT
Trajne ter. pog.
90,497.6
-1.03%
Suddenly, everyone is a "risk-on" expert again, convinced that a tiny policy shift will send their bags straight to the moon. 🚀💰
DOTUSDT
Trajne ter. pog.
2.099
-0.33%
It’s hilarious how fast we forget the struggle the moment Jerome Powell hints at a potential discount. 🤡💸
SEIUSDT
Trajne ter. pog.
0.1199
-2.52%
The market is already celebrating a party that hasn’t even started, while reality is still stuck waiting at the door. 🥂🏢
Stay humble, because betting on the Fed’s mercy is like betting on your ex coming back—possible, but you're likely just dreaming. 📉🔥