**Trump wants to rename Hormuz.** 😅
"Strait of Trump." ⚡
The man who couldn't open it —
wants to put his name on it. 💣
Iran controls it.
UAE is fighting for it.
Tankers are burning in it. 🎯
But sure.
Let's talk about the name. 🌍
Only in 2026. 📉
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