I'm too familiar with this script:

Act One: MagicEden and $Trump collaborate to launch the Trump Wallet.

Act Two: Little Trump announces that the Trump Wallet has nothing to do with Trump himself, and WLFI will launch its own wallet.

Act Three: WLFI announces that the Trump Wallet has been adopted as the official wallet, with acquisitions of the product and team.

Twist, twist, and twist again, this is the art of the deal.