Crypto was born to escape governments.
Naturally, governments responded the way anyone would when they realize they’re no longer invited to their own party:
With rules. Lots of them.
Let’s take a walk through the global regulatory museum—
Some pieces are masterpieces, others… well, let’s just say “abstract expressionism.”
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📍2013 – China bans Bitcoin. For the first time.
Yes, this is a recurring exhibit. China has “banned” crypto more times than most people have logged into their Binance accounts.
Banks were first barred from dealing in BTC. Then exchanges. Then mining.
By 2021, the ban was so complete, it just pushed all the miners abroad—along with innovation.
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📍2017 – The SEC discovers ICOs are securities (sometimes).
America’s securities watchdog finally looked up from Wall Street and went,
“Wait... people are raising billions with cartoons and a whitepaper?”
The result: dozens of projects got slapped with lawsuits, and the term “utility token” became everyone’s favorite legal fiction.
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📍2020 – FATF enters the chat.
The global anti-money laundering body decided crypto needed to obey the Travel Rule,
i.e., know who you’re sending money to—because Satoshi clearly intended Bitcoin to work like a Western Union branch.
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📍2021 – El Salvador goes full degen.
While most countries were debating regulation, El Salvador said:
“Let’s just make Bitcoin legal tender.”
Cue IMF panic, debt warnings, and international side-eye.
But credit where it’s due: they didn’t just talk. They bought the dip. Repeatedly.
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📍2022–23 – The SEC vs. Everything That Moves
The U.S. took a shotgun approach:
Coinbase, Binance, Ripple, Kraken… all got their turn in the regulatory arena.
Gary Gensler went from “We just need a framework” to “Everything except Bitcoin is a security.”
Clarity? No.
Enforcement? Oh yes.
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📍2023 – MiCA: Europe decides to grow up
The EU passed the Markets in Crypto-Assets (MiCA) regulation, which—unlike the U.S.—actually defines things like “stablecoin,” “exchange,” and “white hair from pulling your own.”
It’s not perfect, but at least it’s a roadmap.
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📍Today: Still gray, still messy
The global patchwork continues.
In the UAE and Singapore: “Come build here.”
In India: “Pay 30% tax and don’t ask questions.”
In the U.S.: “It depends who you ask and what day of the week it is.”
In Nigeria: Ban, then unban, then maybe build a CBDC no one uses.
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Conclusion:
Governments don’t hate crypto.
They just hate not being in control of money.
As crypto matures, regulation is inevitable. But the real question is:
Will they shape it with clarity, or crush it with confusion?
So far, it’s mostly been the latter—with a generous side of chaos.
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