The ₿itcoin Therapist

1 day until Strategy qualifies for the S&P 500.

JUST IN: Strategy to announce another Bitcoin purchase before trading on Monday.

They currently hold $64 billion in BTC.

JUST IN: Strategy to announcement another Bitcoin purchase before trading on Monday.

They currently hold $64 billion in BTC.

Financial advisors are now recommending a minimum of 10% invested in Bitcoin for a strong portfolio.

Last year this number was as low as 1-3%.

Bitcoiners are the poorest rich people you will ever meet. Holes in our socks, no soles in our shoes, cars broken down, Ramen every night for dinner, work 3 jobs and we complain nonstop about taxes. All this just to stack magic internet money 99% of the world doesn’t understand.

Repost if you’re never selling your Bitcoin.

I’m ready for god candles, who’s with me?

Liquidate Jim Chanos

She’s up +525% in less than 3 years 🤯

Grok estimates over $31 billion in capital to flow into Strategy during the 6 months following their potential S&P 500 inclusion.

Sept - $15 billion
Oct - $10 billion
Nov - $3 billion
Dec - $2 billion
Jan - $1 billion
Feb - $0.5 billion

Q3-Q4 is going to be absolutely insane.

Grok estimates over $31 billion in capital to flow into Strategy during the 6 months following their expected S&P 500 inclusion.

Sept - $15 billion
Oct - $10 billion
Nov - $3 billion
Dec - $2 billion
Jan - $1 billion
Feb - $0.5 billion

Q3-Q4 is going to be absolutely insane.

2 days until Strategy qualifies for the S&P 500.

Jeff Bezos paid $3.2 billion in taxes in 2024.

Supposedly this guy’s portfolio is 9 figures.

COMING SOON: Canada’s next Bitcoin Treasury Company, @BTCTreasuryCorp, begins trading on Monday under ticker, $BTCT, with over 770 BTC.

This places them in the top 35 publicly traded treasuries world wide.

JUST IN: Gemini is now offering “on-chain” shares of tokenized @Strategy ($MSTR) for investors in the EU.

This is incredible.

Bullish or bearish? 😂

Coinbase has a chance to redeem themselves.

Someone check on @RealJimChanos 👀

3 days until Strategy qualifies for the S&P 500.