Gwart

*completely random guy slams dick in car door*

“well well well, the Polymarket traders were right again. What have they not predicted?”

would you guys mind taking the crypto that you took offchain and turned into equities and retokenizing those equities again for us onchain, feels like we are missing out now

My unifying theory of “nothing ever happens” is that things do actually happen but Polymarket has already predicted they would happen with such precision that when it does actually happen it feels as though it’s already long in the past but this could be the microplastics talking

Oh no they’re trying to turn New York into Ethereum

Let me give you the real comps for Circle.

Oil - $85T
Gold - $22T
Bonds - $141T
GDP - $106T
M2 - $93T

Take the average.

CRCL - $89T

$740k per CRCL is the long-term potential.

Simple math.

Just put my mom in a balanced 60/40 portfolio of 60% Bitcoin treasury companies and 40% other Bitcoin treasury companies

Good evening sharks, I’m asking for five hundred thousand dollars to build a highly performant buy now pay later perp dex for tokenized Labubus

I’d love to see a Coinbase card that gives you 4% back in the Baseisforeveryone token

The arrogance of JP Morgan to announce a stablecoin and *not once* mention it is built atop TCP/IP

Remember when Base launched and Jesse promised us that if we minted an NFT of a Coca Cola can with a Frida kahlo painting on it that he would explain to us why we minted an NFT of a Coca Cola can with a Frida kahlo painting on it

My new go-to opening line on the all the dating apps is “so what’s your stablecoin strategy?”

That is an extremely insightful take you have on the situation in the Middle East and after reading it and really thinking it over, both in a vacuum and also really understanding the deeper implications you’ve laid out, I would put forth that my counterpoint is that it would be great if you were to go ahead and drop a contract address

I’m really good at trading sub $100k mcap memecoins so I can only assume I’m really good at trading crude oil in the midst of geopolitical unrest

I’m watching pumpfun streams on one monitor, WW3 on YouTube on my second monitor and scrolling Polymarket on my phone. This feels like enough for me, my needs are met, Maslow was wrong.

The audacity to start a war while we’re in a golden age of setting up Bitcoin treasury companies

Bankless said ETH is worth 89 trillion dollars and the people who run the simulation were like ok we should probably turn off the internet for a little bit

I don’t care if you’re a mechanism designer, a teacher, a plumber, an electrician, you need to drop whatever you’re doing and compete with Hyperliquid. That’s your new job, you’re a Hyperliquid competitor. I just convinced my gardener that he designs orderbooks now

We’re going to airdrop babies 1000 USDC with an 18 year lockup but they’re allowed to stake their allocation. Interesting. Ya I’m probably just not going to bridge to fatherhood for that one.

Circle is now trading at 2 Nvidias. Plasma just raised $500m at a $50B valuation. Tether has 4 employees and makes more money last year than all of the BRICS countries combined. Do you get it yet?

I’m starting to think Vitalik may have been the came in fluffer guy