Depressionn

missed my train yesterday because i spent the extra sixty seconds debating whether to grab a coffee or get straight on the platform

watched the doors close, latte in hand, schedule wrecked
two thoughts on the ride back home (next train, no coffee):

indecision is just a slow-motion no
convenience fees on life compound harder than you think

same in crypto

> scroll an hour for the “perfect” entry and you already paid the spread in time
> skip the first attempt at writing that thread because it “isn’t polished” and someone else owns the narrative by dinner

quick test i use now:
if future-me would laugh at how tiny the risk was, i hit send

lattes get cold, trains leave, markets move
take the shot while it’s still hot.
@yapyo_arb

need a fresh list of ct brains – no reason, just roll with it

tag your picks and drop one line on why they’re worth a follow

thx, xoxo

accounts i always stop scrolling for:

@cobie – one sarcastic sentence can nuke an echo chamber
@hasufl – sees market microstructure before most see the candle
@Route2FI – macro lens, degen edge, threads that age well
@sassal0x – live ethereum feed, signal not spin
@0xJim – dashboards > hopium, on-chain data in plain english
@adamscochran – forensic tweetstorms, receipts included
@Deebs_DeFi – compresses complex loops into 3-tweet explainers
@splinter0n – infofi whisperer, finds the next leaderboard early
@belizardd – where macro, ai, and defi overlap gets interesting
@0xAbhiP – turns algo quirks into farming tutorials, kaito staple
@TimHaldorsson – narrative radar, catches meta before it trends
@KingWilliamDefi - just my autistic friend

What does a man who has never touched a woman look like?

answer:

You know what's that mean

hit me in dm, i'll select who need it

been tracking @byreal_io quietly for a week - finally digging in

• tokenizes full-stack real estate deals (not just the rent flow)
• one claim = legal docs + cashflow + chain record, nothing “synthetic”
• on-chain underwriting pairs with off-chain audits - rare combo
• cap tables stay in the NFT metadata, so secondary trades don’t break compliance

if they keep the yield net of fees above 6 % and nail the KYC flow, this could be the first rwa desk that regular defi users actually touch #ByrealReset

early days, but worth a spot on the “next-cycle income” watchlist

thought i was early to the “write-to-earn” meta…
turns out i’m just competing for @MagicNewton’s pocket change

new leaderboard math:
10 threads = 1 espresso shot
50 smart replies = croissant upgrade

still bullish, though – nothing builds discipline like grinding for the world’s smallest airdrop
who’s joining the carb-farming olympics with me?

zero-fee btc trading just went live on @DriftProtocol and it flips every old playbook

> no maker fees
> no taker fees
> no hidden “small size” limits

100x leverage if you want to live dangerously
cross-margin against the rest of the book

drift already runs the fastest matching engine on solana – now they’re paying you in spread
my plan is simple

move size over while the promo window is open

scalp btc perp at zero cost

recycle funding into the alt pairs that still charge fees (edge is edge)

if you trade at all this is the cheapest ticket in town
catch it here before they switch the meter back on

alt season is noisy; leaderboards are quiet

nine brand-new kaito pools just opened - worth > $10 M in total rewards

blink and you’re buried on page two. let’s sprint 🧵

spent three hours writing a ‘degen to disciplined’ guide…

then sent it to myself because none of you deserve that edge until you figure out how to spell ‘liquidity’ without autocorrect

most people still think “kaito = yap about any coin you like”
that died last week

the algo now grades on insight, loyalty, and spread
so here’s a quality-first playbook for the four pools i’m farming 🧵

kaito’s rewards wall just turned into a buffet and most of ct is still standing in the doorway

here’s the four tiles i’m farming first - and why they’re not just another points chase

• @infinex – 1 billion µpatrons (≈ 6 m) for yaprun
early mindshare = equity in the exchange itself
tip: split your posts between mobile-ux gifs and “no seed phrase” hot-takes, the algo now boosts variety over volume

• @PythNetwork – 10 k pyth every month, live today
pyth v2 drops permissionless pull oracles next week… quote their devnet stats, not the token price, and you’ll outrank the farm-spam

• @CampNetworkxyz – 0.25 % of camp supply + 40 k/month to top 50
netflix for ip sounds fluffy until you read the filing: disney alums on the cap-table. post clips of public-domain cartoons getting “camped” to signal you actually opened the docs

• @satlayer – 0.75 % sat restake supply for write-ups before mainnet
only 37 k btc is restaked today. show the idle-btc chart, ask “why let 19 m coins sleep” and watch btc maxis argue in your comments (engagement hack 101)

alpha stack:

> new kaito rules kill empty “gm, rank 80” tweets. aim for one stat, one opinion, one question per post
> sync your sKAITO wallet before friday → several of these pools give bonus weight to stakers
> rotate replies: tag devs one day, investors the next. loyalty score now measures network spread, not raw volume

we have maybe a month before the rest of the timeline wakes up. use it or read about the payouts later.

what’s the single most underrated pool on the board? drop it below and i’ll dive in tonight

everyone keeps asking “where’s the next eigenlayer?”

look 15 years back, not forward

bitcoin’s idle security budget just woke up - and chains are fighting for it🧵

altseason will make you a gambler
boring-points meta can bankroll the whole run

“yield that feels dull in the moment usually compounds louder than any hype.” – @a16z report

if you know how to play it, farming is safer than flipping

openSea points + backpack S2 are the proof 🧵

R.I.P pumpfun🪦

it was fun

most people still think @HyperliquidX = perps only

they’re missing the real play: hyperEVM

20 k wallets, 40 % neutral yield, points from seven protocols🧵

gm to you ppl

feels like everyone’s just waiting - mid east war, macro, some “signal”

but crypto’s still moving
so tell me - what are you farming right now?

nice birthday gift from @ethos_network

got a fresh invite to share
thinking who deserves it most

maybe it’s you?
drop a comment or hit my DMs 👀

hbd to me! thanks to everyone who congratulated me, I will answer everyone later

i’m off

the market is back
altcoins are rotating. volume is rising
and for once - it’s not just a meme pump

this is the window
and here’s exactly what i’m doing 🧵

chilling with family today

market’s moving but i’m recharging to beat it harder next week

get some fresh air, touch grass, reset

p.s. i swear i’m addicted to these chinkali