#TrumpBitcoinEmpire BREAKING: A new era in emotional medicine.
đșđž In the glorious rise of the #TrumpBitcoinEmpire, scientists have unveiled a revolutionary treatment:
đ GASIN GULAT â the worldâs first pill that deactivates jealousy hormones.
One dose, and youâll stop side-eyeing your neighborâs Lambo.
No more rage when your ex flips JPEGs into millions.
No more tears when Chad makes 100x from memecoins.
Side effects may include:
Smiling at othersâ success
Posting âgmâ unironically
Becoming emotionally stable in bull and bear markets alike
Trump reportedly calls it:
âThe best pill. The strongest. Everyone says so.â
Welcome to the new gold standard of mental clarity.
Welcome to the Trump Bitcoin Empire.
#MakeCryptoGreatAgain