Scan Smarter. Ape Harder. Win Bigger.
🔥 Why Load Up On $RETARD?
Let’s be real — Solana is the wild west. Thousands of new tokens launch every day, and 99% of them are either low-effort memes or straight-up rugs.
Most scanners dump raw data on you and walk away. Charts, contract addresses, holder counts... cool. Now what?
The confusion is intentional — it’s how scammers win.
Retarded Auditor flips the script.
This isn’t just another block explorer. It’s a full-blown opinion engine designed for degens.
We run the complex on-chain checks, crunch it with AI, and spit out brutally honest, sometimes savage verdicts in seconds — so you can ape (or avoid) with confidence.
🚀 What’s Live Right Now?
⚡ Helius, Moralis & Birdeye data.
📊 The Degen Score: Quick 0-10 rating on contract renounce, social presence, liquidity & more.
🤖 AI Verdict: A GPT-4o model trained to talk like a cynical degen delivers a savage one-liner on whether your play is genius or pure cope.
🎨 Meme Card Generator: Instantly turns your audit into a shareable meme card with your token’s data. Flex your finds.
📡 Live Community Feed: Every meme card auto-posts to our public Telegram. Transparent, real-time scanning.
💰 The 10x Bounty: Scan the next moonshot first and if it 10x’s, claim a 1 SOL bounty. Easy money.
💎 The $RETARD Token: Fuel for the Degen Machine
Why stack $RETARD? It’s simple:
🔓 Unlock Premium Tools: $RETARD holders get access to our most powerful alpha feeds.
🚀 Pay for Priority: Use $RETARD for faster scans & premium features.
🎯 Bounty Eligibility: Holding $RETARD makes you eligible for the 10x Bounty prize.
🗳️ Governance: Decide the future — token holders vote on roadmap, new features, Treasury allocations.
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🗺️ The Roadmap & DePIN Vision
This is more than a scanner.
We’re building a Decentralized Physical Infrastructure Network (DePIN) — think global micro-servers running our audits 24/7.
Faster. Uncensorable. No single point of failure.
Next Up:
👀 Alpha Sniffer: Real-time feed of new Raydium LPs, so you can front-run the hype.
🔍 Wallet Profiler: Dig into wallet histories, spot smart money & influencer trails.
🤣 Shill-O-Meter: AI tool that ranks whitepapers and sites for cope & desperation levels.
🚨 Rug-O-Meter: DePIN nodes monitor liquidity 24/7 and blast alerts on suspicious pulls.
🗳️ Full On-Chain Voting: $RETARD holders steer the project’s future.
🚀 Ready to Ape Smarter?
Retarded Auditor isn’t theory — it’s live, working, and growing daily.
The team is building. The community is scanning. The bounties are rolling.
Join us, load up on $RETARD, and stop letting rugs eat your bags.