CHINA IS LAUNCHING FRUIT INTO THE SKY WHILE YOU’RE STILL LIGHTING SPARKLERS
Chongqing just flew over 1,000 drones to form glowing watermelon slices in the sky — yes, literal fruit-shaped lights.
Why smoke up the air with fireworks when you can flex with flying snack art?
While China’s out here turning the night sky into a neon fruit salad…
The West is still lighting cardboard tubes behind gas stations.