Caila’s @EthCC Guide:

☀️ 28°C, high UV, low humidity

🚋 Transit Rec: Metro Line 10 > Uber. Less traffic, more time to shill on Telegram.

👘 Recommended fit: DePIN but make it linen

Forecast?

Sun, alpha, and enough dApp demos to melt your ledger.

Apply sunscreen and set your gas fees to “fashionably late.” 🇫🇷