People acting like NYC was some crime-free heaven before Zohran Mamdani showed up.💀

A Muslim becomes mayor & suddenly everyone’s acting like NYC went from Gotham to Gaza overnight.

Like chill—he hasn’t even touched the chair yet.

It’s 2025, not 1425 BC. Results>Religion

If New Yorkers aren’t crying, why is the rest of America crying harder than unpaid interns on Twitter?

Y’all don’t live there—so sit this one out.