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If this turns out true, I’m ready to throw in everything — sell the house, find a new home for the dog, and hey, maybe even trade a kidney. Just get me that moon ticket! 🚀💾

Paraphrased Punchlines:

“If this comes through, I’m all in.”

“House? On the market. Dog? New family. Kidney? Let's talk.”

“Launch me straight to the moon — no brakes!”

📌 Reality Check:

As of now, there’s no official filing by BlackRock for a spot XRP ETF. Past hype like the $9 trillion rumor or fake documents have already been busted. So for now — it’s all just speculation until something real drops.

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