Today is the day to make the wifu forgive you for spending all your time being terminally online

If you made it into the loudio sale, tell her you have an investment opportunity for her and you need her to put in 3 dollars

After 10000x when LOUD launches give her 10% of the 300k you made

Congratulations, wifu now thinks you're a genious

Spend the next 3 years saying you're still looking for the next great investment opportunity for her whenever she complains

Bullet proof plan innit