WazzCrypto

In 2021 I had to invest a decent amount in a bank investment product for them to accept me as a crypto client (with some private banking perks) and no joke they're up 4% total in 4 years on that investment

Insane grift

Guy who makes millions trading, with seed rounds, casino sponsorships and x payouts but still needs to extract a little more with a 100% tax shitcoin

$BTC is selling off as gamblers worldwide prepare to go all in on the next Bitcoin, the @pumpdotfun Token

Many people don't know this but if $BTC goes below $100K again you actually have to start paying exchanges to hold your shitcoins

Blazing hot bullmarket, can't even see revenue anymore on the chart

REVENUE SZN

At this point I feel like contributing to the destruction of the internet by mass producing AI slop content might be more productive than trading crypto.

If you liked longing $RESOLV yesterday at 0.25 you'll love longing $RESOLV today at 0.25

Creating an AI Murad Tiktok with Veo 3 for this 100K mcap shitter I've cornered 30% of the supply

$AERO just had its biggest short liquidation cascade ever

I was told everyone would be lining up to buy $ETH as soon as we touched $2800

The original pumpfun on the original casino chain just launched a new launchpad for memes and it's meme token is at 500K mcap

hmm, interesting

My $HOME airdrop for doing *checks notes* NOTHING was bigger than my $RESOLV airdrop where I staked multiple 6figs for several months

I've been buying an increasing amount of dogshit onchain last few days, not sure if vibes are improving or I am getting more retarded

100% of Pendle YT's is just teams endlessly farming retards for imaginary points and extending points season indefinitely dilluting them until enough exit liquidity is gathered

There I said it

$RESOLV airdrop ended up being very low ROI, had decent expectations for this one, got rinsed on YT's

"X chain is PvE right now"
> check X chain watchlist
> Tokens are up 10% on the 24h and still 80% down from ATH

The US is in the middle of a destructive trade war, nearing a civil war, and the SPY, BTC and Gold are all near ATH

Is the $USD experiment failing or what?

Avax season but every shitcoin i hold somehow goes to 0 and the cabal approved new launches go to infinity

I'd rather hold imaginary internet coins to $0 than buy the intergalactic top of Real Estate before all the Boomers die and their mansions they bought for 10 cents and a pack of gum in 1956 flood the market

It's a miracle not more ppl are hacked these days, EVERY SINGLE search query for a crypto protocol on any search engine, the top5-10 results are ALWAYS Scam links.

Straight up dozens of millions in fraudulent Ad revenue Google etc just accept blindly.