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In short: those who are currently selling out of fear will give their coins to those who simply hold silently.
If I were you, I would start gradually picking up, especially if you have a horizon of at least 6–12 months.
This is not advice, it's my internal feeling: it smells like a reversal.$BNB

I believe we are at the very end of the correction. Not because 'a pump is coming soon', but because everything that could have scared us has already happened: the Upbit hack, outflows from ETFs, Trump has been silent for a couple of days, the Fed isn't giving 50 basis points. All the bad news is already priced in. Only one thing remains — for someone among the big players to start quietly buying at the lows. And that is already happening (outflows from exchanges do not lie).

Today in crypto is a classic 'the bottom hasn't been broken yet, but it already stinks.'
The market is on its knees, everyone is shaking, but no one is truly panicking like in 2022. This indicates that big money is already here and is just waiting for the moment when the small players finally capitulate.$ETH $BNB

Sold BTC for 69k.
Bought SHIB.
Now I have 69 trillion SHIB and 0 chances of sex for the rest of my life.

Solana is Ethereum, but on Red Bull and without sleep.

Mom: "ETH-Is it like Bitcoin?" Me: "Yes, but with a breathing fee"

BTC — digital gold. My wallet — digital grave.

My portfolio: 99% air, 1% dog bark.

Doge in the asylum: «$1 already tomorrow!» — since 2014.

Output in one sentence:
If your goal for the memecoin has been hanging for 2 years and is achieved at -0.20%, it's time to change the goal to "at least not zero" and go drink some beer. 🍺💀

LUNC Army, I'm not angry, just stating facts. Good luck to you until 0.03… in about 250 years 😂🚀

In short, it's classic: "Goal for price 0.03$" — it's like writing on a pack of cigarettes "I'll quit smoking in 2030" and taking a photo of the same pack every year.

The grandson asks his grandfather:
— Grandpa, did you also play in a casino when you were young?
Grandpa:
— No, my grandson… I just held Dogecoin.

Dad, what is Dogecoin?
— It's when Elon sneezed — you became a millionaire. Elon blew his nose — you're back to the factory.

A man walks into a Tesla dealership:
— Hello, I want a Cybertruck for cash.
Salesperson:
— Great, 120,000 dollars, please.
The man takes out his phone, transfers 120,000 DOGE.
The salesperson looks at the wallet, turns pale:
— Sir, that's 1.8 billion dollars...
The man:
— Oh, sorry, it's a habit. Please give me the change in SHIB.

The salesperson in tears:
— Elon, you did this again… 😂🐕🚀💀

Grab some popcorn, brother, the show is just beginning. Soon banks will be doing airdrops for depositors instead of interest on deposits 😂🚀🔥$BNB

Soon there will be an aunt in the Sber branch asking:
— Do you want a mortgage or 100 ETH in staking with a government guarantee at 4–6% per annum?
— Let's have both, and please add gas on L2.

It's like if your grandmother, who used to scream 'BITCOIN IS A PYRAMID, GRANDSON!!!', suddenly came in and said: 'Okay, I bought 0.5 ETH for retirement while you were sleeping.' LEVEL 2025, bro 💀💀💀

Listen, the American guys in suits from OCC and FED have finally woken up and are like: "Alright, we allow banks to hold Ether on their balance sheets, or else these guys from Wall Street have already torn our eggs off with their requests".

Before, it was: "Bitcoin — okay, but Ether — no way, it's like for casinos on the blockchain". And now they look at the charts, see that big guys are buying ETH by the truckload for DeFi, staking, and all sorts of smart contracts, and they are like: "What if we don't allow it — they will still hold it through offshore accounts, only we won't see any money".

In short, now any normal bank can officially throw a couple of hundred thousand ethers and sit like Papa Carlo: "Everything here is by the law, guys".

It's just like when mom first yelled "no tattoos until 18", and then saw that you are already covered in tattoos, and she was like: "Alright, do it, just be careful".

Next in line — Solana and XRP, 100%. Soon banks will look like crypto wallets, just in ties. 😂💀

Let's buy while the uncles haven't changed their minds! 🚀

Spot ETFs on Solana, launched in the USA on November 24, 2025, recorded a net capital inflow of 568 million dollars in the first three days of trading.

Ripple USD stablecoin approved as collateral for lending on the AD Global Market platform.