The market feels too calm… and calm never stays calm

Bitcoin’s been moving like a monk in meditation — silent, steady, almost too well-behaved. And every time BTC goes zen, it usually means one thing:

A storm is stretching its arms just beyond the horizon.

Funding rates are wobbling, liquidity pockets are thinning, and alts are pacing around backstage like they’re waiting for their cue.
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Something’s loading — and you can feel it in your bones.

So tell me, fam:
$BTC $ETH $SOL
Which direction does this quiet break?