Me and my River

Buddies, isn’t the $10 wine considered expensive, yet you don’t blink when investing $10,000 in River? Correct, this is top-level understanding!

Buddies, stop saying I’m downgrading my consumption! I’m strategically optimizing my allocation of funds! Let me justify this for you!

1. Consumption vs. Investment: The perspective opens up instantly!

That bottle of $10 wine, after three hours in the stomach, ends up in the toilet. Its value curve is a sheer drop. And the $10,000 invested in River? It’s a seed, a ticket to a brand-new world of finance. Its value curve is what you’d call an “abstract art piece,” full of infinite imagination! This is called delayed gratification, ultimate self-discipline, understand?

2. The experience is completely different, okay!

Having a glass of wine, at most you might post on social media. But when I see River’s TVL (Total Value Locked) rising, participate in governance voting, or receive airdrop points… that feeling is comparable to surfing in the brain! Dopamine and endorphins are racing! This isn’t consumption; it’s clearly paying to participate in a large online financial game + sci-fi movie, and I’m still the main character! Isn’t this experience worth $10,000?

3. The learning cost is of different value!

Studying a glass of wine, you might at most become a sommelier. But studying River, I was forced to learn about cross-chain bridges, collateralized loans, AMM pools… I feel like I’ve instantly become a combination of financial giant and tech pioneer! This $10,000 pays for the most cutting-edge crypto MBA tuition in the world, plus a chance that could change my destiny!

4. The ultimate form of social currency

Saying “this round is on me” at a bar, others might forget immediately. But saying “I’m also an early supporter of River” in the community immediately earns a bunch of “GM” and “WAGMI” (We All Gonna Make It)! This builds a global, consensus-based social network. My $10,000 buys identity, belonging, and comradeship in pioneering new territories together!

So, stop asking me why!

I’m not wasting money; I’m using real money:

1. To recharge my faith!

2. To vote for the future!

3. To buy myself a first-class ticket to the Web3 era!

As for that $10 wine? Forget it, once River’s token skyrockets 100 times, I’ll pop a bottle of champagne and use it to… water my mechanical keyboard! #ALPHA🔥 $RIVER