Chronicles of pepitona
The following night, my little Pepe was flipping through that book as if it were a precious tale. Upon noticing my unparalleled and prestigious presence, he looked at me and I knew it, the questions were coming, and I told him to ask away.
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Dad, I see that many girls give you letters, but my mom's has a heart, yet she still leaves crying afterward.
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Dear son, your mom even made me a drawing 😅 that said she would take me to the moon
I told him that: I am too handsome to deprive an entire planet of my beauty and that it should go back from where it came, that if I were to honor the moon with my presence it would be alongside the most beautiful being in the world, ME, not with ugly ones.
I don’t know why I cry 😏 I just told him the truth.
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Dad, why do you always say that my mom is ugly if they even got married?
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My son, I will only tell you two things that your grandmother always told me..
✍️He who is born with a big belly won't be small even if they wrap him up
✍️ Don’t spit upwards, my son
Well, those are old-time advice that I don’t know what they mean, but well, your mom is ugly, she only looked pretty because she was by my side, and answering your question, I married her because:
✍️ it’s better to have a bird in hand than 💯 flying.
I don’t know what it means either, but I needed someone to do the chores, plus your godmother told me that if I married your mom, she wouldn’t go to the United States with Paxg and would be the godmother.
She said more things, nonsense, talked about someone who is ugly and his$ETH $pepe last chance to get ahead, I don’t know who she was talking about, I just understood that if I got together with the ugly one, your godmother would stay with me.
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Dad, are you telling me that:
you never loved mom?
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Of course I want her to keep ironing my clothes, son, no one irons like your mom, but I prefer to pay her alimony and stay single; I can't deprive the world of someone as handsome as you, old man.
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Dad, but my mom doesn’t know how to iron 🙈 she always pays BNB to do the ironing.
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WHAT??? 🤡
To be continued...
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