Here’s a polished version of your post with the same humor but tighter punchlines:
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A French woman sent over €800,000 in crypto to someone pretending to be Brad Pitt. 😬
Sis really believed Brad was in her DMs saying Angelina froze his bank account. 🤦♂️
At that point, you’re not dating Brad Pitt…
👉 you’re producing Ocean’s Fifteen 🎬💸
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Want me to also make a shorter meme-style caption version (good for Twitter/X with a reaction pic)?