💀 Daily Dump Watch: Binance Alpha Edition 💀

Today’s dump parade — where hopium meets gravity:

1️⃣ $MITO — From “Alpha gem” to alpha cemetery. Boosters gone, holders now the funeral band. 🎶⚰️

2️⃣ $BUBB — Bubble popped, dream dropped. All that’s left is soap water and salty tears. 💦🤣

3️⃣ $BLUM — More like Bloom → Doom. You didn’t grow wealth, you grew a loss garden. 🌱➡️💀

💬 Question:

Which one deserves a gravestone first, and which one’s just waiting to scam-pump you back in? ⚰️💸