☕🐧 BREAKING NEWS:

Scientists have confirmed that drinking coffee does not make you rich.

Trust me, I’ve tested this theory every morning since 2017. Still broke. Still tired.

BUT...

This little #penguin 🐧 right here?

He’s not just pouring coffee.

He’s pouring ambition.

He’s pouring dreams.

He’s pouring $PENGU – the coin that just might take you from ☕ coffee money to 🚀 moon money.

So while your barista knows your name and your order,

#pengu might just know your wallet address 👀💸

Get your caffeine fix...

But don’t forget your crypto kicks 😎🔮

Because in this economy, you need more than just espresso –

You need express gains 🚄📈 #PudgyPenguins 🐧