Being a crypto trader is like being in a relationship with the most unpredictable partner ever. One minute, they’re showering you with love (green candles 🚀💚)… the next, they’re breaking your heart (red candles 💔📉).
Most traders won’t admit it, but here’s the truth:
We set 4 alarms at 3 AM just to check charts in the dark, squinting like detectives looking for clues.
We whisper “just one more pump” before going to bed, then wake up to -20%.
Family thinks we’re “working” on the laptop… but in reality, we’re just staring at the BTC chart hoping it moves up.
We’ve all promised ourselves: “Next bull run, I’m definitely selling at the top!” … but somehow end up buying the dip… that keeps dipping. 😂
And don’t even get me started on explaining crypto to relatives:
Them: “So… can I hold Bitcoin in my hand?”
Us: deep sigh “No, Uncle… but you can hold this stress with me.”
At the end of the day, we laugh, we cry, but we never quit. Because secretly, we all believe one day those 3 AM chart checks will turn into Lambo test drives. 🏎️💨
So if you’re a crypto trader, remember: you’re not alone in this madness. We’re all in the same boat… refreshing charts, praying to the green candle gods, and convincing ourselves it’s all part of the plan.
Moral of the story? Sleep is temporary, but gains are
forever (hopefully). 😅