Here are a few fun rephrased versions depending on the tone you want:
1. Casual/Funny:
"🤣 Crazy how everyone’s ending up with the same results 😅"
2. Hype-style:
"Surprisingly… we’re all getting the same results 🤯😂"
3. Meme-ready:
"Me: tries to be different
Results: same as everyone else 🤣"