Here are a few fun rephrased versions depending on the tone you want:

1. Casual/Funny:

"🤣 Crazy how everyone’s ending up with the same results 😅"

2. Hype-style:

"Surprisingly… we’re all getting the same results 🤯😂"

3. Meme-ready:

"Me: tries to be different

Results: same as everyone else 🤣"