唐华斑竹
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Bearish
I just heard a joke from an internet user. Their company rents an office building in Chaoyang, and the landlord's daughter comes to work every month for 8,000, while the rent is reduced by 20,000. What's the extra 12,000 for? Social insurance and housing fund + year-end bonus, and it also includes the money the landlord gives for taking care of the child; they treat this company like a kindergarten.
To say that this girl's work attitude is actually quite good, after all, she is a formal undergraduate from 'Haipaoer', a well-behaved good girl. She arrives and leaves on time every day, does whatever she's asked, but can't do anything well, and often opens her big, cute eyes and asks 'Why?'.
The landlord, being a father, is also very worried. These days he is discussing with the boss, asking if he can have access to the company's surveillance, as he wants to observe his daughter's work status in real-time. Of course, it's not free access; he is willing to reduce the rent by a few thousand more, and let the boss quote a price.
The boss is also at a loss, saying it's not that they can't give you access; the company has nothing to hide. It's just that they are afraid that if you really watch the live broadcast, you will be even more worried, after all, there are seven or eight young men in the company who are flattering your daughter every day; can a father feel at ease seeing this?
Why not simply come to work at our company as well? Being a vice president would definitely not be a problem, and it would be reassuring to have your daughter as your secretary. The company will pay you a salary of 20,000, and you can reduce our rent by 40,000. After all, you are a senior executive and need an office, which also has to be counted in the costs.
If you're still not satisfied, then simply invest in this office building. This way, we won't have to pay rent anymore, and you can confidently come to the company every day to see your child, a win-win situation... $BNB
To say that this girl's work attitude is actually quite good, after all, she is a formal undergraduate from 'Haipaoer', a well-behaved good girl. She arrives and leaves on time every day, does whatever she's asked, but can't do anything well, and often opens her big, cute eyes and asks 'Why?'.
The landlord, being a father, is also very worried. These days he is discussing with the boss, asking if he can have access to the company's surveillance, as he wants to observe his daughter's work status in real-time. Of course, it's not free access; he is willing to reduce the rent by a few thousand more, and let the boss quote a price.
The boss is also at a loss, saying it's not that they can't give you access; the company has nothing to hide. It's just that they are afraid that if you really watch the live broadcast, you will be even more worried, after all, there are seven or eight young men in the company who are flattering your daughter every day; can a father feel at ease seeing this?
Why not simply come to work at our company as well? Being a vice president would definitely not be a problem, and it would be reassuring to have your daughter as your secretary. The company will pay you a salary of 20,000, and you can reduce our rent by 40,000. After all, you are a senior executive and need an office, which also has to be counted in the costs.
If you're still not satisfied, then simply invest in this office building. This way, we won't have to pay rent anymore, and you can confidently come to the company every day to see your child, a win-win situation... $BNB
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