While Crypto Twitter is busy popping champagne over $ETH and $BNB highs, something way juicier is brewing backstage… 👀

🔥 The $TRUMP fam just walked into the crypto spotlight. Their company WLFI is dropping a token on Ethereum.

Mark it down, babes: Sept 1 — allocation starts.

➡️ 20% for early holders

➡️ 80% under community voting (cute, right?)

➡️ Team & partners? Fully locked.

And the kicker? Rumor has it the Trump treasury is about to scoop $1.5B worth of WLFI. Not a launch — a full-on liquidity bomb.

⚠️ But here’s the shady tea: if the US economy stalls, WLFI could get weaponized to drain rivals’ liquidity. Imagine entire crypto treasuries cornered — not cute at all.

For now, markets dodged that bullet thanks to Fed dovish vibes and a Canada trade deal that crushed shorts.