Have you ever seen Los Angeles at 4 AM, as Kobe said? People in the crypto world silently rolled their eyes—after all, we know exactly what the moon looks like in every time zone around the globe.
Sleeping? In the crypto world, these three words are practically a luxury-level Versailles!
After all, we are facing a market that operates 24/7, with fluctuating K-lines and the tightness of FOMO emotions welded to our bodies; who still dares to mention the word "sleep"?
I suggest everyone in the crypto world memorize this text and write it down 50 times to stay awake:
1. Other people's alarms play soft music, my alarm is the SMS notification "You have been liquidated," precisely waking me up at 3 AM, never absent.
2. Crypto people have two types of sleep: one is the peaceful sleep of "thank goodness I didn't get in," and the other is the coma-like sleep of "after chasing the top, I close my eyes and when I open them, my assets are gone," focusing on double the thrill.
3. Every night before sleep, I ask myself three soul-searching questions: Has the altcoin season really arrived? The whales won't sneak away, right? Can I... actually sleep now? I have to keep my phone under my pillow, afraid of missing a million.
4. What is a time zone? In the crypto world, we only have "market time zones": at 3 AM US news blows up, quickly get up to ride; at 5 AM Asia's morning session suddenly surges, sleepiness instantly swept away by the "watching radar," online year-round without break.
5. "I’ll sleep after watching this night session," "I’ll definitely sleep after the morning session," "I must sleep after the afternoon session's fluctuations," "I’ll definitely sleep after the evening session ends"—result: dawn breaks, and my phone is still hot in my hand.
6. Checking assets before sleep: enough to buy a Tesla Model 3; checking again after waking: well, enough to buy a Tesla model ornament, just a mini version. The magical realism of the crypto world plays out every day.
7. The bedtime horror stories of crypto people don't even need to be searched: "You sleep soundly, but just as you close your eyes, the altcoin you hold suddenly spikes 300%, and by the time you wake up, it has gone to zero"—this story is scarier than a horror movie and makes you afraid to sleep afterward.
