⚡ “When the Market Woke Up”
The next morning…
the crypto dorm room alarm clock finally went off — but not gently. It screamed like a liquidation alert 📉🔔.
BTC jumped out of bed first and shouted:
“Pump time! Everyone, follow me to $100K!” 🚀💰
ETH stumbled out half-asleep, still holding his smart contract notebook:
“Wait, wait… let me upgrade first… oh no, gas fees again!” ⛽😂
BNB rushed out wearing Binance pajamas, yelling:
“Hold up! I’m already breaking ATH, don’t miss my launchpad event!” 🟡📈
Just then, DOGE barged back in barking louder than ever:
“To the moooon! Don’t forget me!” 🐕🌕
The whole dorm went crazy—
candlesticks flying like pillows, traders screaming “long!” and “short!” at the same time, liquidations dancing in the corner, and bears running for the exit. 🐻🏃♂️
Even the alarm clock got rekt… margin-called into silence. ⏰💥
Finally, BTC looked around and said:
“Guess the market nap is over, let’s party.” 🎉📊
Moral of Part 2:
When the market wakes up, either you ride the rocket 🚀… or you get left holding the pillow 😴.