That moment your friend who 'just bought a little bit' of that random altcoin last month shows up for coffee wearing designer shades and subtly pulls out a ridiculously expensive watch. 🫠 Meanwhile, I'm still refreshing my portfolio every 30 seconds for a green flicker. 

'How's the HODL life?' he asks, sipping his oat latte with a smirk. 

My fiat wallet is weeping. Send help (or alpha)! 😅