You enter a trade → it dumps. 📉
You skip a trade → it pumps. 📈
Set a stop loss → price tags it by 0.01% then moons. 🚀
Skip the stop loss → coin freefalls straight to hell. 🔥
Take profit too early → it keeps soaring. 💎
Hold too long → it crashes harder than your Wi-Fi on Zoom. 💀
And every time you swear “this is my last trade” … it’s 3 AM and you’re still glued to charts like stalking an ex. 👀
