Her: "Can't sleep?"

Me: "Nah… just binge-watching my portfolio bleed out in 4K. It’s like Netflix, but every episode ends in financial trauma."

Also starring:

– My sanity, hanging by a candlestick chart.

– That one coin I swore would moon, now digging a hole to the Earth's core.

– A glass of water pretending to be whiskey.

– The ghost of my financial freedom whispering, ‘Told you to sell at ATH…’

Streaming now: "The Fall of Hope: A Crypto Tragedy"

Rated R—for "Regret."