《My Boyfriend is BTC, Sweet Yet Torturous!》

He’s hot and cold, rising like a CEO throwing money, and when he drops, he instantly turns into an emo guy;

He’s online 24/7, but always “busy”—either upgrading or crashing;

His sweet nothings are hardcore: “Here’s the private key, the rest of my life belongs to you” (and then I forget the password);

He rejects romance, saying “Diamonds are forever? Not as good as my blocks being eternal”……

Ladies, this relationship is more thrilling than a roller coaster—

Yesterday he was worth a Tesla, today he’s only enough to buy bubble tea,

But it doesn’t matter because his global fans are shouting “hubby”!

Forget it, who am I to resist this love brain… HODL until I’m old! 💎🙌

I’ve experienced 3 rounds of bull and bear markets, professional analysis strategies, expert de-leveraging tactics, long-term planning, gold medal trading skills, if you like me, please give me a follow.