🔥 POV: You just open your eyes, check your phone, and suddenly… your portfolio looks like it’s been sprinkled with rocket fuel. 🚀💎

Alts are going moooonning, and you’re sitting there like:

“Wait… did I sleep through a bull run?” 😳

“$BTC DOGE? $BTC SHIB? $BTC SOL? All green?” 🌱💰

“Is this real life or a dream funded by Lambo lottery?” 🏎️💨

Even your coffee tastes like profit now ☕💸.