Friend 1: Bro, what’s this ETH thing?
😎 Friend 2: Man, ETH is like Bitcoin’s younger brother… but way smarter.
👨💻 Friend 1: How come?
😎 Friend 2: Because when Bitcoin is sleeping, ETH is awake — messing with traders’ hearts. 😂
👨💻 Friend 1: And the price?
😎 Friend 2: Bro, sometimes it’s a rocket 🚀, sometimes it’s in the basement 🛑… ETH’s mood swings are crazy!
👨💻 Friend 1: So should I buy or not?
😎 Friend 2: Buy it… but keep your heart strong, ‘cause ETH sometimes gives surprise gifts 🎁… and sometimes brutal pranks 🤯.