1. DYOR, don't become a FOMO retail investor. When others are all in and you're trying to catch the bottom? Ask yourself: Is this project's white paper more empty than my ex's promises?
2. Contracts feel great for a moment, but liquidation is a cremation ground. Is your leverage higher than Ultraman? Be careful of being used as a K-line kite by the big players!
3. Don't ask 'Can it pump?', asking is like flushing it down the toilet! When you see the words 'guaranteed profit', please automatically translate it to 'absolutely stable loss'.
4. Dog coins get on fast, and the next life even faster. When you find a coin with 'dog/pig/shit' in its name, it might really send you to meet God.
5. When the big shots call out, it means they are looking for a greater fool. If a certain influencer suddenly passionately recommends, don't be moved — they're just practicing 'love offerings' (for your wallet).
6. Playing dead when it drops, resurrecting when it rises. After being trapped, please repeat: I am not a retail investor, I am a value investor (even though value ≈ going to zero).
7. Exchanges running away is more sudden than love. Withdraw! Withdraw! Withdraw! It's so important I said it three times, or you might end up with the 'platform is dead, burn paper for help' gift pack.
8. In a bear market, chant Buddha, in a bull market, chant the pump. When the market is good, everyone is Buffett, when the market is bad, they all become philosophers.
9. Don't fall in love with coins, they'll dump you harder than an ex. Are you madly in love with a certain coin? Wake up, it can't even write its own code without copying and pasting!
10. Last point: Forget all of the above. Anyway, once you're in the crypto world, you'll eventually become a contestant in the 'Human Confusion Behavior Manual' 💸#币安HODLer空投PLUME
