Trading crypto with $100 is like bringing a knife to a gunfight – brave, but pointless.
Every dip feels like financial heartbreak, and every pump barely buys you tea.
You talk charts like a pro, but your balance screams “demo account in disguise.”
Your “risk management” is basically hoping the market has mercy.
Even a 100% gain won’t change your life – just your lunch order.
Face it, right now you’re funding Binance’s coffee breaks, not your future.
