I'm done! The family group has been spammed again by Auntie! 📱💥
Blockchain? Oh, are you handling data? My colleague Xiao Zhang is also doing this, working overtime every day until he's bald! How much money can you make? How about I introduce you to someone...?
Stop it! The blind date you introduced doesn't even know what Web3 is, and he complains about my baldness?
Today I'm bringing you some hard goods—— @Chainbase Official ! #Chainbase
They are the combination of the "114 directory inquiry + SF Express" in the blockchain world! Much more reliable than the connections you are making! 🔥
Bald? Laughing to death! Chainbase delivers blockchain data like takeout! Want any data (NFT/wallet/on-chain records)? Just order via API, it's here in seconds! No need for me to dig through the chain like Xiao Zhang, digging until the end of the world! Look at my hair, it's thick! 💇♂️💨
Making money? Much more than the referral fee you collect! On-chain data is a gold mine! DeFi strategies, grabbing airdrops, monitoring whales... Without Chainbase, it's like running naked! The person you introduced doesn't even understand candlesticks and talks to me about "potential stocks"? 😏
Multi-chain? Even better! Data from 10+ chains (ETH/Solana/Base, etc.) all in one place! You’re introducing someone who can’t even figure out which province their hometown is in; last time they mistook Shanxi for Shaanxi! 🗺️
Auntie! Here’s the point! Chainbase now has so many benefits for new users (free quotas/tutorials/events)! If you keep matchmaking, the neighbor Uncle Ba is using Chainbase to analyze on-chain data, and he has already made enough for a trip to Sanya from airdrops! Are you still collecting those two baskets of blind date eggs? 🥚✈️
Stop pushing for marriage! Quickly grab the benefits!
