👫 Normal person: Candlelight dinner, lit red wine, talking about love.
👨💻 Crypto person: Candlelight dinner? Sorry, I'm looking at K-line candles.
She thought I was accompanying her to watch the stars 🌟,
but in fact, I was staring at the green market lines 🌱.
True love? Sorry, my true love is bottom fishing. $BTC