#BullishIPO I went to bed like a billionaire, smiling in my sleep, already planning my early retirement and luxury lifestyle. Dreams of yachts, mansions, and freedom carried me through the night. But at exactly 4:27 AM, my portfolio had other plans. Like a cruel alarm clock, it jolted me awake with a notification: “Congratulations, you’re broke again!” Charts bleeding red, coins crashing faster than my hopes, and my phone glowing with despair. One moment I was living like royalty in my dreams, the next I was calculating how to stretch instant noodles for the week. My portfolio never sleeps. 📉$DOGE