10 Facts You Should Know About $BOB
1️⃣ No Audit Ever – $BOB has never undergone a smart contract audit because the developer simply can’t afford one.
2️⃣ Binance But Not Binance – $BOB is linked to Binance, yet if you ask customer support, they’ll officially say it’s not a Binance project.
3️⃣ Undervalued & Underpowered – The developer, a Binance intern, doesn’t earn enough to “pump” the price.
4️⃣ No Control Over the Contract – The smart contract ownership is renounced, so the dev can’t pump or dump even if they wanted to.
5️⃣ No Force on Listing – Being an intern, the dev has zero influence to get $BOB listed on Binance Spot.
6️⃣ Spot Listing Unlikely – Without change, $BOB will remain undervalued and probably off the spot market.
7️⃣ Broke But Locked-In – All liquidity is locked, the dev holds no tokens, and the LP burn function ensures it stays that way. Possibly the poorest token dev in history.
8️⃣ Secret Market Buys – Occasionally, the dev gets help from an unknown source to buy $BOB on the open market — but never reveals when.
9️⃣ Mission Mismatch – The dev’s mission is “Build On BNB,” which oddly isn’t focused on $BOB itself — a first in the crypto world.
🔟 No Rewards or Airdrops – No staking, giveaways, or token rewards because all tokens are locked. If staking ever comes, rewards might come from the dev’s own market buys or creative alternatives.
💬 Disclaimer: You don’t have to believe any of this — I made it up for fun. The only one you truly need to believe in… is God. 🙏