“Roses are red, charts are green, alt season is here — you know what I mean.”
“Who needs romance when your portfolio is flirting with all-time highs?
It’s so close I can hear my alt coins practicing their moon landing.”
“The scent? A mix of profits, FOMO, and my portfolio finally breathing again.”
“Alt season is near… I just caught my Shiba Inu coin barking at Bitcoin.”
“I can smell it… or maybe that’s just my wallet heating up.”
