"Well… it finally happened. After 2.5 years of staring at charts, surviving heart-attack dips, and convincing my family I wasn’t running an online gambling ring, my portfolio is up ( in the last 3 months ) +1358.46%. Yes, you read that right. No, I didn’t sell my kidney. Current allocation: 64% BNB, because apparently I’m in a committed relationship with it, and a sprinkle of USDT, SOLV, BANANAS31 (don’t ask), and others for flavor. Cumulative PNL is +4.52% — not Lamborghini level yet, but enough to upgrade from instant noodles to actual noodles. Moral of the story: trust the process, laugh at the dips, and never check your portfolio before coffee."
